Fridays 3:00-4:00 PM Pacific at AdrenalineRadio.com
It's the show you've always dreamt about.
A guy named Steve. Reading the classifieds. To you!
The adventure begins every episode when Steve realizes he's on the air.
Then he and a "guest" launch into an improvised comedy desk chat
like the viewer mail segment on a late night talk show.
Except instead of viewer mail, since we rarely get any, we chat about our ads.
EVERYONE'S TALKING! CHECK OUT THESE COMMENTS...
“I thought this show was the greatest thing since sliced bread! Then I ate a sandwich.”
“I told all of my coworkers to quit their jobs just so they could listen to this show.
Now we’re all so much happier. We want to thank each other for being so smart.”
“This is a great program for making dreams come true. I never used to be able to clean the junk
out of my car. Ever since Steve’s suggestion that I buy a convertible, I just turn it upside down.”
AND FROM EVEN MORE PEOPLE WE MADE UP...
“Hold on while I wipe away my tears! This is the best day of my life! Ever since I was born,
I’ve been holding my breath, waiting for someone to read the classifieds to me!
Most newspapers don’t talk, and the ones that do usually don’t want to be my friend.”
- Listener we hope to have.
“Excellence in broadcasting. Quality. Conversation with a purpose.
These are the things I look for in a radio show.”
- Listener we hope not to have.
“The finest day is like when you’re hiking with a backpack full of cheese
and find yourself in a forest of rye bread.”
- The Hiker
“I can’t figure out how to turn this show off! Can someone dress up as a cartoon character
and have their puppets teach me with a sing-along?”
- Listener we hope to have.
“I get nightmares about the puppet that’s best friends with Vitamin C.”
- Anonymous
“I’m here for an oil change and I rotate my tires.
I’m leaving this website in 15 minutes or my car is free.”
- Some Guy
“Just read our UPC symbol as our ad. But make it sound interesting, like the tropical fish
that you see in an underwater house of a zoo.”
- Advertiser we don't hope to have.
“All of my dreams in life center upon your reading of my ad. Each syllable brings to mind my
finest moments in pursuit of my greatest goals. I feel like an athlete who just found a gold medal!”
- Advertiser we hope to have.
ALL OF YOUR OPTIONS
Be sure to include your first name
and the city where you live.
We could use a few real ones.
Be sure not to expect a response.
And keep pressing the button.
Send either a recorded ad, or
something Steve can read in 30 sec.
